(Source: arvidabystrom)
my laptop wasn’t working so I yelled “CRISTO” at it
the screen immediately turned black
I’m performing an exorcism now
Is that silly string?
its not silly string if its a very serious matter
serious string
(Source: murphys)
Teacher: Can you see God?
Class: NO
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: NO
Teacher: Then there isn’t a God at all
*Student raises hand*
Student: Sir, can you see your brain?
Teacher: NO
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: NO
Student:…Yes, with a CT scan, or MRI, I can see your brain. If I drill into someone’s cranium, I can touch their brain. Actually, I’ve even touched and seen a human brain.
You get me that CT scan/MRI of God, and I’ll show you my pink unicorn;)
Stupid strawmen. Match anyone?
having a candlelit vigil for the old tumblr…
1 Reblog = 1 Prayer
is that a fucking burger king crown
please dont cuss this is a church service
